The 6 stages of learning a new software

It seems that every time I learn a new software, I go through these same stages.  If you're in Stage 2 or 3, maybe this will give you hope. At the very least, maybe this will give you something to smile about.


The 6 stages of learning a new software

  

1. Ecstasy. You buy your new software. You are bursting with hope and expectation of all the awesome things this software will enable you to do.
2. Confusion. You don't know how to use the software.
3. Frustration. You are learning how to use the software. Sometimes you want to blow it up. Your hope has vanished like snow in a fire; you will never be able to use this software; it's impossible; it's stupid.
4. Rejoicing. Slowly, you're starting to understand how to use the software. You become increasingly comfortable and fluent with it. Your friends and family think you're weird, as you rejoice every time you successfully do something with it. (This is, probably, the funnest stage -- and maybe the funniest as well.)
5. The finish line. Gradually, before you know it, you're practically a pro. You are completely comfortable and fluent with the software. It becomes like a third arm, an extension of you -- like driving or walking. There's nothing you can't do... although admittedly, the software is less exciting now.
6. Repeat. One of your friends buys the software, and you can't understand why it's so hard for them.